by Beth Ann
March 30, 2020
(Warning: This parable is written in the style of Representative Adam Schiff,
actually there’s more truth to my reading than Schiff ever uttered.)
It started a few weeks ago when the stalkers were plotting their plan. While I was quarantined at home, minding all my Pandemic Ps and Qs, it happened:
I was accosted by a large group of people; male and female they were all. They came from all over this nation, greedy and sinister and full of gall.
This mob had to be around 535 people strong. They weren’t your stereotypical muggers. They were wearing nice suits and expensive-stylish dresses with “uptown” accessories, but muggers they were and that’s exactly what they did. They mugged me, right in my own hometown!
On one hand they kept the appropriate COVID-19 distance, in fact, this mugging happened from about one thousand miles away. Still, I was scared, I was truly afraid.
I pleaded and begged but this band of thieves didn’t care to hear what I said. When I explained I was home and out of work, they simply just shook their heads. They didn’t seem to care a lick about the burdens I carried. Nor did they flinch even the tiniest bit, when I explained the facts; more groceries, batteries and toilet paper were needed.
It was made clear that this band of merry thieves weren’t here to rob from the rich and give to the poor. They flat out said, “We’re going to rob from the poor (you) and give to whoever we want.” One of them, a female, who had a really bad makeup job and teeth which kept moving around in her mouth, yelled, “The Kennedy Center of Arts deserves more than you, you piece of deplorable scum.” She was the scariest old bat!
The leader of this band of thieves was a taller man with white hair. He was slow-talking and seemed somewhat calmer. He was wearing a suit, I remember thinking, why does HE need my money? He seemed a little more sympathetic but not enough to walk away.
If only they’d had pointed a gun pointing at me, I could’ve pulled out my own in self defense, but this was a different kind of mugging. They carried a scarier object. It was small, shiny and sleek with a vicious point on the end, not a sword. It looked to me to be a very expensive ballpoint pen.
They wanted every cent I had! The gal said, “We want it all and more, take it all Mitch!” (I think that’s what she called him.) He looked at her and said, “Calm down Nancy, we have plenty of time to carry on.” Then he turned back around and looked down at me and gave a sinister grin. He spoke low and slowly, “Give us all you have and we’ll distribute it appropriately.”
I only had $100 so the lady yelled, “That’s all you have, what happened to the rest?” For which I replied, “I paid my taxes you evil witch!”
At this point I was growing quite angry. I was still frightened though not for my life, but something told me this was more than just a momentary mugging and will cause great national strife.
I looked at the leader of the mob, “Please sir, I just lost my job. My poor dear grandmother has COVID-19 and needs a respirator.” The witch yelled, “Oh, shut up, you whining simpleton! What basket did you just crawl out of?” I glared at her but she didn’t care.
They took my $100, which was all that I had. Then they all turned and began to walk away. As if in a moment of sympathy, the one they called Mitch turned back to me and softly said, “Hey kid, let me make a deal with you. I’ll give you $1.10 back but you have to promise to spend it. Your President says we’re in a crisis and the economy needs stimulated.”
I was so relieved when they were gone; I stood there stunned and speechless. Suddenly the woman shouted as if boasting, “We’ll be back!!! We’re already working on another DEAL, so don’t get all calm and cozy.”
I wasn’t sure what she meant but those words scared me to the quick!!!
It was an odd mugging for sure, they didn’t seem to like one another; this band of DC thieves, but they all agreed on one thing. Take her money, take it all and let’s leave!!! From the back I heard one shout something about a recess, then I heard another one say, “Shut up AOC, this is how we legislate and process deals, which keeps all of us in Congress rich and stimulated.”
I kept watching as they walked away. They stopped at the next person 1000 miles away and mugged that American too. The “process” continued one after the other until every American had been mugged.
I wept for the loss, not the loss of my money, but because I knew it would never-ever be enough to satisfy these thieves from DC, who have plenty.
They are out to rob from every American and wreck our nation’s economy. It didn’t seem like a rescue or a giving of stimulus money. It was just another political mugging perpetrated by legislative process. There were thousands of pages full of crazy agendas written by the suit wearing cronies.
Their greed becomes more obvious with every passing COVID HOUR, this crisis is theirs to use, to rob and to take, and to devour.
American citizens beware, for the CRISIS is there in DC. We call them Congress, this band of thieves, who prey and use every opportunity. They’ll tax and they’ll take, many deals they will make. It’s their own wealth for which they legislate to stimulate!
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
CONGRESS is the crisis; a merry band of thieves, who will take every cent you have and walk away quite pleased.
The band of thieves are hirelings rehired each election day. They are employees of the very ones on whom they prey and rob each day. Election day is job performance evaluation-day. November 3, 2020 should be their congressional doom! It’s up to you America, vote them out, do it quickly and do it soon!
Again, I repeat to warn you all: CONGRESS is the crisis; the merry band of thieves, who will take every cent you have and walk away quite pleased.